Biodiversity 2018 Premiere on Vimeo on May 2, 2018 User project of FG School Australia Produced for Biodiversity Day 2018. Darth Vader wants to destroy biodiversity, smart rodent comes to the rescue, does he succeed? ------ Transcript Darth Vader: We landed, where is it? Randy: It is Earth Randy: Homeland of my people Randy: Beautiful scent of nature Darth Vader: It will be a good colony Next Day ­ Randy: You can see different lifeforms Randy: grass, tree, flower, insect, fugus Randy: different animals Darth Vader: I hate nature, all useless crap Darth Vader: messy, not clean Randy: What?? Randy: That is called biodiversity Randy: true wealth Later ­ Darth Vader: Why you bring me here Randy: I want to teach you Randy: Biodiversity is richest in the tropics Darth Vader: Who cares Randy: Many intelligent people care Randy: Tropical forest has 10% earth surface Randy: but has 90% of the Earth's species Darth Vader: So? Not as cool as my cars Darth Vader: I like COOL things, not tropics Randy: Is that why you are cold hearted and stupid Randy: Where do you get the cars? Darth Vader: I bought them, with money, I am rich Randy: No, look deeper Randy: Factories made them by biodiversity Randy: The workers live on biodiversity Randy: Biodiversity is food, cloth, medicine...Darth Vader: I only need to eat meat Randy: That's why you are obesed and rude Randy: Healthy diet should be plant based Randy: and have diversity Randy: 80% food for industrialized humans are from rainforests Randy: Animal agriculture damages biodiversity Randy: Have some coconuts Later ­ Darth Vader: You can't change me Randy Darth Vader: I am happy about how I do things Darth Vader: The mess of biodiversity on Earth has to go Darth Vader: Bio cleanser Randy: Noooooooooooooooooo Darth Vader: We will start from cutting tree tomorrow Later ­ Randy Darth Vader wants to destroy biodiversity Randy: I need help Lora: That's horrible, need to stop him Randy: Yeah, he want to cut down trees first Cream: What an idiot, he will kill everyone including himself Brocli: get his tools, he can't do it on his own Randy: Good ideas, can any of you draw his attention for half an hour? I can fetch his tool then Lita: I can do that, I will go steal his sausage in the breakfast Next Day Darth Vader: A damn cat stolen my sausage Darth Vader: I had to go chase him Darth Vader: waste me half an hour Randy: I see Darth Vader: Now I can't find my tools Randy: That's great Darth Vader: Why is great? Did you take it? Randy: Life on Earth is an interdependent web Randy: Trees are foundations Randy: You should not cut them Randy: Biodiversity is insurance and indicator Randy: for the eco health Darth Vader: So you took it? Darth Vader: Well you love biodiversity so much Darth Vader: I will just bomb them all Darth Vader: No one can stop me Darth Vader: I have atom bombs for your planet Darth Vader: . . .( bomb explodes ) Darth Vader: I am the king of Earth Darth Vader: Ha-­ha­-ha­- Later Randy: I told you Randy: The planet will end up like this Randy: lifeless. And no fuel left in our spaceship Darth Vader: Oh no, I am hungry and thirsty Randy: What can you buy with your money now?